if you're so great and i'm such a dump, why are you here reading my blog?!

Mmm... Me likey the long long titles. Maybe it'll be my trademark. Lawls.


I guess tomorrow is probably the official day that our holidays start. Mmm... just thinking about this shwweeett shweeet holiday... Imma sleep so much i'll be the SLEEPING UGLY. Probably cos my breaths gonna stink, my face is gonna get all puffy, i'll look like i haven't eaten for days(like a hungry vamp, rawrr)....

Anyway, while we're still on the topic about Sleeping UGLIES and Sleeping Beauties. I was just wondering for a second. How come Sleeping Beauty didn't grow old after so long?! Well, in Disney's version i think they made it more realistic by changing the fact that when the pretty gal got stabbed in the leg finger by a needle, she just slept, i dunnoo..., a few days instead of the classical way, a hundered years?!

So, ANYWAYYY!! If she did sleep that long:
1. How come she hasn't aged one bit?!
2. How can anyone live to more than a hundered years without glorious fooooooooooooood passing their mouths.
3. Can lipstick on her lips actually last that long?!
4. I think the dress she's wearing is supposed to get eaton off by bugs!!
5. If she's been sleeping for THAT long, why hasn't a coroner called on her time of death yet?!
6. Doesn't her parents think that pretty girls that sleep the whole day shud be smackked and rattled till the poor B*tch wakes up(this is how i get woken up)??
7. Poor girl. First kiss after a 100 plus years of living/sleeping and you end up being the one with smelly breath*SHRIEKKK!!!*.

Lol.

xoxo,
muaaahhhhhkkkkkzalakazamalakazu!